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        🔍 SEO so good, even Google is jealous 🔍

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  │   "I asked AI to write my meta descriptions.   │
  │    Now my bounce rate has commitment issues."   │
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     ║  PAGE 1 OF GOOGLE?                        ║
     ║  NAH, WE'RE BUILDING PAGE 0.              ║
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  Status: Robots are welcome here 🤖

  GET /api/health - Check if we're alive
  POST /api/license/activate - Start the magic

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